Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 14, 2018

Beltless Joe

Sexual act in which someone takes your belt off, wraps it around your neck and forces you to masturbate while they slowly choke you.

Hey man, what’s with the scars on Neil’s neck?

Oh, his girl gave him a Beltless Joe last night and he passed out.

by Rusty Tyrone February 01, 2019

Hungry Jack

A sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in a man's mouth and forces him to masturbate.

"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"

"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."

by Rusty Tyrone March 16, 2017

Jack the Snacc

When you’re kinda hungry but kinda horny, so you shoot your load into your mouth for a nice little treat.

“Hey David, you want to get some dinner?”

“Nah I’m good- I have half a chubb so I’m just going to jack the snacc this time.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 27, 2020

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.

by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021

The Hungry Jack

The sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in your mouth and makes you jack off.

"Yo broheim, that slag was naughty- she hooked me up with The Hungry Jack!"

by Rusty Tyrone March 14, 2017