A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated. 2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.
1. How are ya, mate? Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking. Up for a brewskie later then? Yeah, for sure. 2. How are ay, mate? Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking. Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then. Orright, seeya in a sec.
1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.
Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime! Did he get any on his shoes?
1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.
Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning? Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.
Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.
How was your holiday visiting your grandma? Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.
When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better. Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.
1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion. 2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle. 2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?