Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007

flat out like a lizard drinking

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated. 2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate? Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking. Up for a brewskie later then? Yeah, for sure. 2. How are ay, mate? Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking. Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then. Orright, seeya in a sec.

by Ryan Paine February 15, 2008

pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow

1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.

Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime! Did he get any on his shoes?

by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008

barking europe at the porcelain

1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.

Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning? Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008

gumpf

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.

When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better. Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.

by Ryan Paine January 18, 2008

bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion. 2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle. 2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007