A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
Hitchhiker:
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker