Country Dictionary

a mullet; the flap of hair that hangs down, like a mudflap, that effectively covers the douchecan's back neck preventing sunburn and picking up women!

Damn, it is 2004 and my brother still has that tired ass neckdrape! If he ever cuts that off, he will need some SPF 300 to protect his neck...

a girl who's glare would kill you if you were not wearing your anti-whore armour

The bitch face killa made me cream my drawers with her glance in my general direction

So sexy, beautiful, lovable, everything a friend + more caan be in my life

like Water to live, air to breathe, the right to wrong, the best thing in life...

slang for the noun phrase "ass at all", referring to the backside. no acetol= no ass at all.

That girl is so skinny. She has no acetol. Maybe is she drank some milk, she'd get one.

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat -John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

crabs, pubic lice

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"