Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn January 01, 2005

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 01, 2004

whip cream

when a person has cum all over their face and they go to wipe it off but miss the cum thats right under their nose leaving a cum mustache.

Tommy was sucking my cock(haha) and I gave him some whip cream.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Nati

Natural Light Beer

All I could afford was was a sixer of Nati.

by Shawn November 06, 2002

MG

"Mall-Goth" This spins off the word "goth" (as in the fake Goth not the true Barbarian Goth). These are the poser ones who always shop at Hot Topic (thus the name "mall") and think they are "weird" or "different" because they dress in black and listen to blaring loud music. It is very easy to spot these people. Look for the fresh new colors of black that appear straight from the factory line...These same people also are also VERY immature and childish...An example of their typical attitude revolves around saying the obvious and talking (never trying) suicide....They also cut themselves a lot claiming that it "feels good"...Even the most fucked up person knows when something hurts, and a blade is no exception. All forms of self-mutilation are simply for attention.

"Look at the MG's in Hot Topic"

by Shawn May 16, 2004

sust

Filth

Why must we live in sust? Clean up that nasty sust!

by Shawn January 15, 2003

turdcutter

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

by shawn April 26, 2003