A fork of Rural Dictionary
A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.
The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.
The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
Oi! Spud! Get over here!
1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.
2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place
And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.
Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.
See also Honda Civic.
Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.
Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.
I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.
I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!
One of the funniest characters from That 70's show (Only Red is funnier). Played by Tommy Chong. Constantly stoned.
Canadian cop: What are you doing in Canada?
Leo: What are YOU doing in Canada?