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Big Boss

The Greatest Soldier of the 20th century. The father of Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake, resulting from the Les Enfants Terribles (The terrible children) project. Originally known as Naked Snake, he earned the name Big Boss after defeating his mentor, the Boss, during Operation Snake Eater. Lost his right eye during said operation.

Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.

You are a true patriot. Higher than the Boss. You are hereby awarded the title of Big Boss.

by Snake March 09, 2005

Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

by Snake July 09, 2004

Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.

Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)

by Snake May 05, 2005

Mitsurugi

Coolest character from the Soul Blade/Soul Calibur series of computer games. In versions sold in countries banning samurai culture, is replaced by a character named Arthur (who looks the same, only has blonde hair and an eyepatch).

Based on the real life Miyamoto Musashi.

Mitsurugi hacked up Kilik with his katana.

by Snake November 05, 2005

God Bless America

A sub-genre of films released in the aftermath of September 11th 2001, featuring heroic American troops overcoming "terrorists" and various "evil-doers" in the fight for "freedom". See Black Hawk Down. This has also passed over into computer games with the release of America's 10 most Wanted.

God Bless America films are being used to brainwash the American public.

by Snake March 07, 2005

Slacking

1. To not work for long periods of time.

i've beeen slacking all day

by Snake March 20, 2005

Generic Boyfriend

The scourge of all other men. These are usually guys who have that designer stubble and floppy haircut. For whatever reason, these guys always seem to have beaten you to the girl you're after by about 3 years. Since a lot of these guys are based on the same template, the term Generic Boyfriend is most suitable.

See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt

"Hey, that girl's cute."
"Forget it, man. She's got one of those Generic Boyfriends."
"Not again!"

by Snake April 14, 2005