Country Dictionary

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

The main character from the Hitman series. Tall, bald and with a barcode on the back of his head, he prefers black suits, .45 Silverballers, the Walther W2000 and fibre wire. Also enjoys gardening. Once a devout Catholic, gave up his faith after being forced out of retirement.

Sergei. 17's gone. This is 47

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

Chick or lesbian... as in chromosomes... XX girl and XY guy..

Holla at me XX's.

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.

Rob Grant is a legend

The worst sketch show ever made. Consider yourselves fortunate that most of you don't live in Ireland, and consequently, are not subjected to this pathetic excuse for a show.

I can see why it took two "geniuses" to write Stew. One to not think of something funny. And the other to think of something not funny.