Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lando

A traitorous person who has led the enemy you you.

(From Spaced Season 2, episode 2: Back)

You Lando

by Snake December 07, 2004

Why rum gone?

Question asked when confused about the disappearance of rum. Taken from Pirates of the Carribean.

"Why rum gone?"
"Because it's a foul smelling drink that turns the noblest man into a dishonourable pirate."
"But why's the rum gone?"

by Snake July 12, 2006

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

buff nut

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.

Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.

by Snake April 25, 2004

Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

by Snake February 22, 2005

Ballygobackwards

A small village in the middle of nowhere where most inhabitants are farmers. Bally taken from Baile, the Irish word for town.

Denis was depressed because he lived in a Ballygobackwards.

by Snake April 25, 2005