Country Dictionary

bologna bandit

When a girl randomly comes up to a guy and grabs his junk.

Man some chic just walked up to me and grabbed me right in the junk!

Lets find that bologna bandit and give her the frank n beans.

sticky snorkel

When a girl shoots her load on the guys face during oral sex.

I went down on squirts mcgee last night.
What was it that bad?
Fuck that girl man, i got the sticky snorkel.
Damn man, that sucks.
Yeah i know, i had squiz in my fucking eyes dude.

vits

When a female has really veiny tits.

Man i hooked up with this chic last night.
Dude her tits looked huge.
Yeah, about that bro she had some busted vits, i about threw up.

penny pinchin'

When a guy continually hooks up with ones as opposed to tens or dimes.

Man, matts game is broke.
yeah bro he's been penny pinchin' like a mother fucker!