Country Dictionary

Trying to find the source of a problem. Often associated with computer. Usually a pain in the arse.

I found this Microsoft trouble shooting manual, and now I think it would be more appropriate that I shoot myself.

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

Perpetual repetition of a term in the vain hope that it will be humorous on the 215th repitition.

Dude, stop stormwolfing, noones laughing.

Mail Abuse Protection System

A MAPS server is usually a DNS Blacklist of hosts which have (or are capable of having) spammed a reporting host. Sorbs.net is a perfect example of such a list.

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

A highly impressive band from the south of england. Political Lyrics about people and drugs. Hard Rock Genre.

Dood1: I just saw Million Dead
Dood2: Yer Dood1 they rule