A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.
Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.
During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"
Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
Term used to identify a female as a Lesbian, as the "rug" is slang for female pubic hairs. Thus, rubbing a "rug" on another "rug" represents two lesbians grinding their pelvic areas together.
Hank, don't even bother asking that girl out, she's a Rug Rubber.
An angry out of control drunkenness that has the high potential for someone to get in trouble or hurt, as if Zeus himself got drunk and decided to take his wrath out on mortal men.
Theodore woke up in the morning with severe anxiety, as he knew the Greek Typhoon he experienced after the 10 shots of tequila Should have landed him in jail instead of his bed.
Natural speed with fast reflexes that is often accompanied by the herky jerky motion of a chicken.
Max lost his bet on the Heavy Weight champion, complaining to his buddies, “That boy wasn’t just fast, he was chicken quick, champ couldn’t lay a glove on him!”
Term used to describe an untrustworthy male who chronically creeps around bars and functions where alcohol is served but does not drink himself. Thus, looking to take advantage of vulnerable women, as well as, men who are gambling while drunk.
The sharp dressed man approached the men playing poker. Seeing, the man was drinking a cup of water, Keith shouted, "Get out of here Irish Devil we have no need for you here!"