Country Dictionary

A person from Hong Kong (not mainland China) easily identified by rude behaviour, bitchy girlfriend, and a shitty $5,000 Japanese car that's had $10,000 worth of modifications.

Look at that Honger with a 6 foot spoiler on the back of his Honda Civic!

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine." BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?" Arsehole: "$30,000." BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.

Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.

The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.

No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!

A crazy or insanely wild party

Yo let's hit up throw a jumpoff at the place tonight.

Home of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet (featuring Space Ghost), the only two reasons to watch television.

Turn on Cartoon Network! Space Ghost is comin' on!