Country Dictionary

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scooby

1. Name of the super snoof dog of Scooby Doo best friends with Shaggy. He was always hungry for a Scooby-Snak.


2. The name of the Florida canine unit who got "his Scooby Snak" from a man robbing a liquor store and then running from the police.

1. "Hey Scooby remember you're 'Grandma Scooby', and 'Grandma Scooby' don't chase cats. So sit down and have a Scooby Snak. Scooby tries to ignore Freddy. Freddy pops Scooby in the nose. Scooby got really pissed and hit Freddy back really hard, giving him a nose bleed.


2. A man robs a Florida liquor store, steals some cigarettes. The police in that area spotted him running, they go after him, he looks back at the police, giving them the signal to unleash the Police Dog named Scooby. Scooby bites him in the manhood, tearing off his family jewels. Scooby almost swallows it. The robber is in the next realm of pain. He ends up in the hospital. They get the man's "package" out of the dog's mouth. And they put it back on the robber who stole the cigarettes. This really happened in Florida, 2 years ago So I'm not making this up.

Aw, he was just wungry and wanted his Scooby Snaks.

by Saints June 22, 2004

Nyquil

A good cold medicine, to bitch-slap a cold with. I killed a bottle of Nyquil in 2 days, and on my second bottle of it.

2 bottles of Nyquil keeps a doctor away. Don't drink it on the job, because you might fall out drunk in front of your boss, and co-workers. It happened to me, when they found me passed-out drunk in the breakroom. Robitussin sucks. Kiss your cold good bye!!!!!!!!!

by Saints February 11, 2007

break yourself

Move your ass, get going.

Told someone to break themself, and he figure it what it meant, without further explanation

by Saints September 21, 2003

Walking Time-Bomb

A person with a very short fuse, about to lose his/her temper at any time.

Texas Tech Coach Bobby Knight is a walking time-bomb, he could lose his temper at any time, WATCH OUT!!!!!

by Saints September 21, 2003

oz

Very informative prison show.

Kind of like a virtual prison, with no actual prisoners just actors.

by Saints October 10, 2003

badass

Causing hell 24-7

I'm a certified bad-ass, just ask my boss.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Chinese Food

Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.

Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"

by Saints September 19, 2003