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Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers" The best definition in in the example They some in three flavors Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers

Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? " Joe- " What are those?" Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "

Dumbarted

A mix between being a dumbass and retarded

Man, I fell really dumbarted for asking Liz out on a date.