Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hoe

Slang for prostitute, usually performing sexual acts in exchange for cash. Also what 12 year olds call slutty girls in school.

I just banged that hoe last night for only 5 bucks! Courtney is such a hoe.

by Sam Leisenring April 09, 2015

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015

numbjob

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.

Just giving myself a numbjob.

by Sam Leisenring August 29, 2016

jaysexual

A sexual orientation in which people show love and affection to the Jordan shoe brand. They buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. If their Jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get it off. Their shoes are always clean, no matter what, and always talk about Jays.

Anwar is always talking about his 20 pairs of shoes and seems like he's in love with them. Maybe he is a jaysexual

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Majestic flap flap

Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.

"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!" "I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

dd+

Some big ol' titties.

Her tits were a size dd+!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015