Country Dictionary

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Mechanomusicosync

When the repetitive sound of a mechanical machine unintentionally, randomly matches the beat or rhythm of a song that happens to be playing at the same time.

When I visited a letterpress shop, an old Heidelberg letterpress was cranking away and happened to create a mechanomusicosync with the music playing on the shop’s stereo system, and everyone started to dance.

by Samson Jargonistes March 17, 2023

trumpire

noun 1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election) 2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."

"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire." "Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu "A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus

by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

trumpressed

verb : feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States : having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."

"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed." "Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed." "If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"

by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

tl/tt

tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.

That sounds like a lot of fun, but not tonight ... tl/tt.

by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019

TBL

Touch base later.

“Do you want to meet for dinner?” “Maybe. I might be working late. TBL.”

by Samson Jargonistes February 10, 2024

Mangkey

A mangkey is someone who is or is acting like part mang (how Tony Montana pronounces “man”) and part monkey.

Ju think I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh? I not some fucking mangkey.

by Samson Jargonistes December 22, 2019

manlightenment

When a male becomes enlightened by a female. The opposite of mansplaining.

Michael went through a moment of manlightenment when his wife Helen explained why it was important for him to put the toilet seat down.

by Samson Jargonistes February 13, 2024