Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

carpa

to screw/have sex with
used when someone is extreamly pised off!!

stop carping with me before i kill you!

by sarah September 11, 2003

critial

An art term meaning "very odd, but still good".

Your movie about pig slaughter was critial.

by Sarah November 27, 2004

Bitsy

David obsessive whore!!!!!!!!


See also: Pornstar

Jenna Jameson is a lot like Bitsy Rich.

by sarah November 29, 2003

typing with one hand

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc

Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.

by Sarah March 22, 2004

Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

by Sarah March 08, 2004

jeez

A PC Christian way of Mid-Westerners saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Husband:"We just got dumped with 10 inches of snow"
Wife: "Awe, Jeez. You gotta be kidding."

by Sarah October 30, 2003

snuss

synonym for kissle. A mix of kissing and snuggling.

I kissle with my boyfriend.

by Sarah May 24, 2003