A fork of Rural Dictionary
A)To take a shit. B)When you have to poop and you post up on the shitter.
A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon. B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.
When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK' This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job. Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!
When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.
"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"
a pair of big ole titties see also tig ol bitties
My boyfriend really likes my tiggos.
A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag
A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat! B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!
A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.
My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.
like a mohawk, only instead of going all the way down the back of the head, it stops where a fade would.
Look at that douchebag with his chicken hawk! those only look good on toddlers!