Country Dictionary

Jarquavious

Likes to hook up with Marcuberous and be pushed into the pool
Your local dealer for "green pods" and "minty sunshine"
Likes to blow fat clouds

"Bro Jarquavious hooked me up with some mint vape and pods"
"Yeah I wish I could be her vape pen"
"Same"

Someone who is above the level of a derp but has not reached the level of a supreme dank meme lord.

John Cena is a durp at actual wrestling in the WWBF(World Wide Banana Fighting).