A fork of Rural Dictionary
the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.
Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus
Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!