A fork of Rural Dictionary
The faggot in your apartment that uses up all of the hot water in the shower on purpose.
Our roommate is such a shower faggot. There was no hot water left this morning.
1. When a couple tries to have a quickie without getting caught by their kids.
Dang, the kids are still awake. This is going to be a tricky quickie.
When your poop doesn't form correctly and it comes out in a pile of little brown balls.
Someone dumped a lot of Cocoa Pebbles in the toilet. I wouldn't recommend eating them though.