Country Dictionary

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

A term that thoroughbred jockeys use to describe the process by which they keep their weight down by sticking a finger in the back of their throat and regurgitating.

Jerry was always so weak from all that flipping he did.

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.

Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.

Dumb Country Fucker

She said she went to school with Troy Aikman, and would think he was cute if he wasn't such a DCF.

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.