Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The tongue of joseph

A person who lies compulsively

That person speaks with the tongue of Joseph, every word out of their mouth is a lie!

by Season with dill January 30, 2020

Jessica rabbit

The art of doing rabbit pellet style poo in your own pants.

Her pants look like the floor of a rabbit hutch, she's done a Jessica rabbit again!

by Season with dill January 31, 2020

Biffins bridge

The area between anus and vagina

I was aiming for the difficult brown but I was drunk and kept hitting the biffins bridge

by Season with dill January 29, 2020

Doing a schofield

A gay man in denial

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!

by Season with dill February 08, 2020

dag trap

The area between scrotum and anus.

The dirty old skank licked my dag trap

by Season with dill March 06, 2019

Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019