Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gerard Way

queerbait piece of shit who steals off of other artists' ideas. Most notebly, Marilyn Manson. Don't believe me? There's an article about it Spin mag.

Gerard Way and his merry band of cock sucking pieces of shit couldn't make decent music or be original if their lives depended on it.

by Senator Assface September 01, 2006

sean paul

Stupid mumbling bastard whose shit somehow passes off for music. See also douchebag Not a talented musician...much like Lil'Jon, Ja Rule, P.Diddy, etc. May they all burn in hell.

I thought Twista was hard to understand...then I head Sean Paul.

by Senator Assface August 10, 2006

MTV

Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.

Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

jrotc

A group that personifies the word "tool". Recruits strut around school acting like they're all badass and better than everyone else because of their uniform. However most of them (if not all) are pussies, so if you do indeed call them a tool to their face, don't expect them to do anything more than say something as original as "fag".

Hey look it's a group of JROTC! Fucking tools...

by Senator Assface September 22, 2007

catch22

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam

Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.

by Senator Assface August 29, 2006

middle school

Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!

Middle school sucked ass.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.

Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.

by Senator Assface September 09, 2006