A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week "My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"