A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb To think about someone or something in a very sexual manner.
Jane: "I don't want you going out there John. I care about you!" John: "Oh, um... I didn't know you felt that way..."
A very out of touch racist person. Somebody who says something super racist but doesn't even know it.
Joe: "I hate African Americans" Lucy: "You're such a silly billy!"
Detroit is a desolate hellscape where Ohio sends all of it's prisoners. Once you have been marked as a prisoner of Detroit it is impossible for you to leave.
Human: "I don't really like Ohio to be honest. Its kind of just a mid state." Ohioan: "You're going to Detroit!"
A natural born Ohio resident that still holds the blood of the ancient Ohioans within their veins. Purebloods are granted special privileges upon birth and usually become high ranking Ohio officials. However, purebloods do not pass down their pureblood genes if they breed with a regular human and hence they are extremely rare.
Ohioan: "Purebloods are privileged and deserve no more rights than the rest of us!"
The war between the corrupt forces of Ohio, led by the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III, and the forces of earth, led by The Great Beyonder, and Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. This scuffle devastated the planet and killed the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. Afterwards Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III rose to power and ushered in a new age for Ohio.
Old Man: "My grandfather witnessed the scuffle of 1812 and barely escaped with his life." Child: "Whatever gramps! All of that Ohio conspiracy stuff is so fake! I bet that you read it on facebook!"
A city in ancient Ohio, said to be the center of business and a bustling metropolis.
Larquifeeo: "I've heard so many stories about Buey. Have you ever been?" Ginfaltious: "Are you kidding me? I'm not that rich!"