A fork of Rural Dictionary
To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help
Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.
Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc. Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?! Tom: Wait... We have a child? Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before. Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
To insert one's penis into any of the three holes on a female up to the balls, so they slap against the our edge of the hole.
Tom: I got balls deep in Mindy at Jennifer's party right there in the kitchen. Nate: Dang, Tom! I wanna slam her hard. Did you know that your brother got balls deep in her too afterwards when you were drunk? Tom: That hoe... She had more fun than me!
When you and your other, or just a random hottie you met at the club, start to kiss passionately. Usually involves tongues, teeth, and the hands roaming down to one's nether regions. (That's what you want, anyways.) Also known as French kissing.
Mindy: Tom saw me at the party last night with his older brother. I think we might be over! Sandy: What?! Did you guys do the... *whispers* Frick frack? Mindy: Not really. We mainly just wanted to make out, and he did put his hand up my shirt and squeeze my boob. He's so hot and I wanted him to bang me so hard in Katy's old room. Sandy: So you guys just kissed and squeezed your girly parts? Mindy: Not at all! After twenty minutes of Frenching, he took off my shirt and led me to the guest room. We didn't use protection, but he just went in dry! Sandy: Did it feel good? Mindy: Very! He even cummed into my mouth!
When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums. What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life. Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.