A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you . Makes you look like a d-bag. Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.
Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ." *a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!! *success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend. *worth