A fork of Rural Dictionary
Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum. One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life. One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves). An all together sobering person.
Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it. John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.