A fork of Rural Dictionary
see also melvin. a man wearing pants so tight his genetalia are outlined to the naked eye looking much like the toe of a camel.
Thoughout most of the discography of Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant has male camel toe
The most beautiful, amazing, nicest girl you’ll ever meet! She has a kind heart and an absolute dumb truck. God damn it’s bigggg. Keep a Caitlin close to your heart because once she’s gone, you ain’t getting her back. She’s so loyal, caring and especially cute! She appreciates her friends and family so much she’s a keeper!!
Omg look it’s caitlin! She’s so cool
See also grit - The offspring of a grit or of progenitors of grits or rednecks. Also referred to as gritterlings. Typically denoted by a mullet and tail in the hair and a dirty epidermus.
We were canoeing down the river when we happened upon a gaggle of gritlins pretending to shoot real guns at us.
The most sexiest, compassionate, luxurious beast to ever exist. He is the true Romanian prince of the gods. Keep an Andrei close to your heart he is incredible. Such a luxurious lover. Gives you kisses during the night and fondles your toes. Andrei is a keeper, never let him down.
Omfg it’s prince Andrei, good morning your majesty.