A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man skewers his penis with a wooden stick or rod. This is generally done for pleasure as the stick allows for a build-up of cum meaning a super crazy feeling. Occasionally the skewering is done by someone else.
Person 1: Did you hear Peter Shish Kabobed
Person 2: Yeah I heard it all right
To jack off in the middle of a forest or lumber yard.
Person 1: I'm going to Home Depot to lumber jack
Person 2: I enjoy the forest