A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you've been having explosive diarrhea...but your too deep in your game of minecraft and it happens you POOP YO PANTS....?!?!?!
MAN I was about to win the game but TNTARIA SET IN....You guys Know how it goes....I won ....but I POOPED MY PANTIES.....also known as... SLIP TRIPPIN
Its that little piece of poo you find on the bed after anal sex....But you don't remember seeing it hapen
I went to use the bathroom at work this morning, and there was a small chunk of poo on the FRONT of my underwear.....Must have been a SLIP CHIP.!.!.!.....Also know as the FRANK REYNOLDS....OR THE DEVITO SPEEDO...
Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.
We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )