A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are so overcome with the feeling of being as awesome as Ziggy that you can't control yourself!
Damn Felicia, that bitch twerking so hard she must have Ziggitis!
Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.
Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!
When you’re fucking a guy from behind and you drizzle bourbon on his dick to lube up the asshole.
Ziggy said pass the bourbon and pull down your pants, I’m about to give you a Kentucky Kyle!
When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.
Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.
when fucking a girl it refers to doing whatever you want to her except for slapping her
You can fuck her but you butternut slap that ass
When you're banging a girl doggy style with a finger in her ass, then pull out. As she turns around, blow the load in her eyes, then draw a mustache with the butthole finger.
The girl started speaking Spanish during sex so I gave her a Hazy Fuentes.
Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.