A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.
Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn
The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.
Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.
The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.
Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.
The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.
I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.
The dead fish style handshake the chosen people like to give 100% of the time. Nothing from about it beyond their steadfast devotion to making sure never to squeeze back.
The first time I met soloman he made sure to hit me with that Cadaviar Handclasp.
The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.
After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .
A selfie taken while on the toilet or near one. Also includes any bathroom photo with a stall or urinal in the frame.
Lisa must live in a bathroom because all of her profile pictures are shitter shots.