Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

by Simian Pachyderm January 17, 2010

Oxyconstipated

Constipation induced by oxycontin.

"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."

"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

cunnilingua franca

The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.

"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"

"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."

by Simian Pachyderm October 26, 2010

Bromanian

A male African-Romanian.

"My African-Romanian buddy is coming to town this weekend."

"How is the bromanian anyway?"

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009

Hypnorthosis

A trancelike state, artificially induced, in which a person has a heightened suggestibility regarding the need for foot orthotics.

After visiting a soothsayer in a shopping mall kiosk, that guy won't even go scuba diving without his orthotics. Practitioners of hypnorthosis sometimes take it too far.

by Simian Pachyderm July 27, 2009

Psychexotic

A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.

"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."

"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."

by Simian Pachyderm January 30, 2010