Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 01, 2005

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd 2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 14, 2005

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 15, 2004

ficknoster

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

by simon June 15, 2006