A fork of Rural Dictionary
Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook. Can be used to ascertain the following data: A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party? Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning. John: Can I see her picture? Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out. John: Nice.
An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting. Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those. Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman. Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
An event, gathering, or social setting in which a blanket comprised of patches of fabric sewn together (a quilt) is required in order to enter/participate/engage.
Eleanor: Good morning Gwendolyn, we missed you at bingo last night. Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.
An intended or perceived electronic attitude. Usually in the form of curt, vague, or rude electronic statements made in e-mails, text messages, Facebook statuses, or any other digital mediums.
Tim: Hey Bob why does your girlfriend look so pissed. Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude. Tim: Well did you? Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."
A beautiful, wonderful, all inclusive town in S. Korea. When God had already finished His 6 days of creation, He took a rest on the 7th. It was at this point that God realized the world was not finished - it still needed something else. At the last minute God drafted up a quick schematic and laid the foundation for the most beautiful place in the world. It is now full of gorgeous Juicy Girls and a comprehensive assortment of prime human specimens.
Friend 1: Damn bro, i am sick and tired of living at the base of the Rockies. Friend 2: Let's move to the Beautful Dongducheon. Friend 1: Sounds good bro, I've heard great things about that place. Friend 2: Plus they have Juicy Girls. Friend 1: They're my favorite