A fork of Rural Dictionary
Seminal fluid. Usually outside of it's place of containment.
"Did you see Sara? She had so much jippa on her, her face looked like a plasterer's radio!"
Someone in a group of thick people who stands out by being so thick, that even the other thickos notice it.
"That Ryan is such a Piltdown Man, he can't follow the plot of a TV advert."
Footballer George Best could often be found in night clubs and bars heavily refreshed.
"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?" "Yes, Vicar, it's true."