A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.
I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!
The sound made by a loud, intermittently buzzing alarm. Can be used as a verb, i.e. "ernting".
Alarm clock: ERNT! ERNT! ERNT! Me: Aaaaahh!! Make the ernting stop!
An old-fashioned euphemism for "bullshit". It's something you're full of when you're wrong, and not full of when you're right.
Yes, this is true! It's true, yes it is! I'm not full of donkey dust!
Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.
I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!
Literally means "I am hot" in Hungarian, but since "meleg" also means "gay" (as in homosexual), people will assume you are coming out of the closet if you say this. "Melegem van" ("I'm feeling hot") is the phrase you should use if you want to complain about the temperature.
„Meleg vagyok, és büszke vagyok rá!" ("I'm gay, and proud of it!")
A guy who makes ripoffs of other people's songs, such as "What If God Smoked Cannabis?", "Livin' La Vida Yoda", and "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?"
Only true '90s kids remember downloading Wierd All Yankovich songs on LimeWire!
The game show that airs on CBS weekday mornings at 11 AM Eastern/10 AM Pacific. The host is Dickard Rawson, better known as Drew Carey. It replaced The Price is Right, which was hosted by Bob Barker. A contestant guesses the wrong pice on every episode, BITCH!
I can't stand Dickard and his circus antics on The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! I wish they'd bring back the real Price is Right.