Country Dictionary

skeet

to ejaculate into a person, dog, or object opening in themself and feel great pleasure and pain at the same time. also to cum into a grls mouth named samie who left u with crabs and genetal warts and then killed herself the next day.

i want to skeet on samie but shes already dead....too bad

sha-pwned

a level of pwnage higher than that of regular pwning. Requires that the pwnee is told an insult, remark, etc. that denotes his/her ability to do anything.

Person 1: "Man you're so stupid you thought 50 cent was money"

Person 2: You just got sha-pwned!

knobshine

In Colorado, any tourist from Texas.

I was at the bar this afternoon and a bunch of knobshines walked in wearing full camo outfits.