A fork of Rural Dictionary
A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him
Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson
sexy fella, who does not like the phrase cool beans homie, and is nicknamed Gum Bum
Its luke Mcgill
An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar
Oh the Alistair S kid is remarkably bothersome
A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family
James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird
He is a awesome kid and he is going to marry his phone and his playboy magazines
Oh it's Will Starkey
To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro
A stupid idiot who takes drugs (I think) and has no family because they were eaten by seahorses apparently (see. Druggo)
Oh looks it is a Jaiden Gunning, he is so dumb