Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pool Periscope

The act of poking one’s wiener above the pool surface to keep an eye on the ladies.

Wheelchair Dan wanted to perv on all the women at the Westin pool, so I told him up periscope, then he did the pool periscope and spotted Rhonda with tha honda.

by Skervey McCleary August 13, 2022

Uber Blast

Over the pants finger blasting your Uber driver.

Steve’s Uber rating went from 3.5 to 5.0 stars after he started Uber blasting all his drivers.

by Skervey McCleary December 17, 2021

Thunder Bridge

The act of laying your wiener from one female boob to the other to bridge the gap

My boss Wes was talking about how he wanted to thunder bridge this girl with a huge rack but was worried he wasn’t big enough.

by Skervey McCleary March 09, 2021