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strategic

(adjective) In business, an unnecessary modifier used to add gravitas and authority to a statement everyone knows to be complete bullshit. To be engaged in, expressing, or based on incompetence rather than knowledge.

We've taken a strategic decision to close the local fire department ahead of the dry season. Building a wall between us and Mexico is a strategic priority.

by Sleepy Gonzales September 08, 2017