A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small town in Northeast Wisconsin where everyone is related, and there’s more cows than people. Luxemburg is pretty much the capital of Kewaunee County because it’s home to the only stoplight in the county.
“Hey girl you want to go on a date tonight”
“Sure, where are we going?”
“I’m gonna take you to Luxemburg so we can go eat at McDonald’s and then go watch some dirt track racing”
“That sounds amazing!”
Small shitty town where fundraisers are held every weekend to keep the town going, but the amount of drinking done at the fundraiser is what eventually causes the town to keep getting shittier. Casco is also known as the ugly stepchild of the Luxemburg-Casco School District. They once had a middle school, but no one enjoyed stepping foot in Casco sober.
“Hey lets go get some chicken at that one bar in Casco”
“That sounds like a great idea. We can go after that softball tournament”