A fork of Rural Dictionary
After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like
When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.
Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert? Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?
When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.
I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.
When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself
Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!
When everyone does what 5 people want to do.
Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate? Frank: I guess the mijority rules.