Country Dictionary

a) A greasy mischievous man who can only lead to bad.

b) A French Man

"Who's this scum cock?"

Cowboy talk for going somewhere or walking over to something.

"Let's mozy on over to the mall and mack on some fes!"

A nickname for the insane asylum.

"Instead, he'll get 6 months in the puzzle factory and then he'll be back out on the streets." -Some Cop

A restaurant on Ventura BLVD. just east of Coldwater Canyon in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles. When one drives past this restaurant, they are obligated to scream "The Greek Means Up The ASS!" Which, in fact, it does.

"Let's go to The Great Greek." "NAH! The greek means up the ASS"

The address that EVERYONE should use when lying about their real address.

"Oh, you want to know where I live?" "Um... I'm on 123 Fake St. right by the 7-11."

An overly elaborate way of calling a woman bitch.

"You punk boznatch!"

A massive statue of a chicken in the front yard of a house in Sherman Oaks that once became an idol of worship for a teen named Dingo who was tripping off acid. Shindor is believed to possess mystical powers, and is believed to actually be alive.

"Oh Shindor, how can I serve you today?"