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SMP

Smash My Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby. Sure that's OK. By the way, when do i get my SMP? Oh, I'll give you that. "One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023