Country Dictionary

The toilet tissue fragments that sometimes remain on the vaginal area after briskly whiping once uraniation has concluded.

Jill was embarassed when Todd went to give her oral pleasure but was soon turned off by seeing the 'vagfetti' that coated her vaginal area.

This is when you have people in your neighborhood that you never say 'hi' to, and they never say 'hi' to you. You strictly just wave whenever you see each other.

Liz and Ed are great! They live right next to me. We never talk though. We subscribe to the 'wave plan'.

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercly making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

When a girl is a tad older and may have a lot of experience being with a variety of mates and or toys. Her vag part is then referred to as a Kitty Carryall.

Bill was excited about being with an older woman. He has heard nothing but great things about Jill and was eager to enter her Kitty Carryall, where so many others had been before him.

When dining out and you receive poor service throughout the experience. Each time saying to yourself or your dining mates, "There goes another dollar off of their tip." Until finally the service is so bad you say "He/She is down to the change."

Dotty forgot our drinks, brought the wrong entre, and took forever to bring the ketchup, at this point she is down to the change.

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.