A fork of Rural Dictionary
The prophet of the Abel Snack Time religion. He killed Keanu Reeves and single handedly stopped the Cuban middle crisis.
HOLY SHIT ITS LEGEND GENE JENNINGS!
The snacklebox is both the staple meal and sacred text of the religion know as AST. It is crucially important to the religion and is widely used in Illinois.
I will eat my snacklebox while I read the snacklebox.
V. To pass or to give
V. To go to a place
I’m gunna shlink over to your house and shlink your snacklebox.
A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.
The holy vehicle of Abel Snack Time.
Abel takes the bycicul to the temple to read the Snacklebox while eating a snacklebox.
Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.
Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School